He also used to say...

"Cut the grab ass - I can hear the PreWorldWarOne china!"

I finally figured out years later that it was the cieling fan with glass covers over the bulbs that he actually heard.

I still remember when he came upstairs and found me with my first girlfriend who was only partially dressed. my pulse quickens just to remeber the combined embarresment of the three of us.

Oops thought I posted this last week...