3-5 Days!

So I puked after a party for the first time in a long time.

Bachleor party, no girls - just intoxicants. Start off with ciggerettes, Drum no-filter to highten the dehydration. 2 Bong hits of Hash with Tabacco, Next we're moving on to the next place and i find myself drinking Jameson's Irish whisky out of a brown paper bag - mind you there are no open container laws in Israel so the brown bag wasn't needed, just gave it a nice touch.

2nd place, start smoking Kind Bud through a Chillum - followed by a joint of shwag. More Jameson, Goldstar. Smoking some more...

So I get home, smelling like smoke - feeling pretty tired. Sarah's been asleep for awhile so I decide when to whistle (like I always do when I come home) and send a text message saying "I'm home".

I lay down on the couch on our porch. And the spinning begins...

Some time shortly later, I find myself looking for my keys - so i can get to my good friend the toilet - we've got some catchjing up to do, no keys. Did I lose them, did I leave without - Shit it doesn't matter, what am I going to puke into?

Cooler?
no - I'm not putting food in it after, it'll never be clean enough. Hey here's that ripped Butterfly chair - with the ripped jeans that I was going to take into town - I can use the jeans...
Shit Blanket in the way - move the blan---How long can I hold this in my mouth...

I finally decided not to get the chair fixed and hauled it out.

The best part about throwing up?
Sarah was amused enough at the story that she didn't give me any grief for coming home smelling like an ashtray.

Liquer beer and Smoke ...